Team Edward vs. Team Jacob
My friend asked me who’s hotter: Edward or Jacob. I said I didn’t know, and he didn’t believe me (I think he’s just jealous, either way. I mean, what guy asks that??). Anywho, I told him I had to think about it. This takes careful thinking – imagine what Bella had to go through!
Categories | Edward | Jacob | ||
Looks – Face
*Winner: Edward | Edward is supposed to be the most beautiful man. I think that pretty much means he takes the cake. | Jacob is really cute, but I feel like this is one of those “grow on you” cute. Not “the most beautiful man” kinda cute. | ||
Looks – Body
*Winner: Jacob | Edward seems pretty slender. I know he’s strong and all, and he’s probably got muscles, but he just seems too skinny – I don’t like guys skinnier than me. | Jacob gets jacked in New Moon. Freakin’ hot! The six-pack action he’s rocking in New Moon is awesome. | ||
Clothes style
*Winner: Edward | Edward is way cooler than Jacob. His clothes are sharp, and everything looks good on him! He also wins by default because Jacob doesn’t really wear clothes. | Jacob doesn’t need clothes, but that means he loses in this category. | ||
Funny
*Winner: Jacob | Edward isn’t very funny because he’s always worried about one thing or another. I think that’s the only thing that bothers me about Edward. How can the most perfect man not make you laugh? My boyfriend makes me laugh all the time (but I think I’d still dump him for Edward – mwahahahahahaha!). | In New Moon, Bella was totally devastated by Edward when he left. And it was Jacob that cheered her up and made her laugh. | ||
Music
*Winner: Edward | Edward has a wicked CD collection. He’s also an awesome piano player. He’s the most gifted musician out of all the Cullens. He composed a song just for Bella (melt!). | I don’t remember Jacob being into music. | ||
Sports
*Winner: Edward | Edward wins because he’s super strong. I know that’s not really fair because technically he’s not even human (but neither is Jacob, really). And he plays baseball – how hot is that?!?! | I imagine Jacob is really athletic. He can run forever (especially when he changes). But, he didn’t really play any sports, I don’t think. | ||
Smarts
*Winner: Edward | Edward is really smart and can read minds. It’s probably unfair that he has way more years of experience than Jacob, but that’s just the way it is. | Jacob is really mature for his age, but he’s just too impulsive to be that thoughtful, I think. |
Winner (drum roll please): EDWARD!!! I think I knew this from the start, LOL! But, I wanted to make a chart to prove my point! It doesn’t hurt to be sure – and now I’m totally convinced that Edward is the best. GO TEAM EDWARD!!!